Borsht

i made some borsht the other day
but let me tell you it was no ordinary beet and cabbage stew
it was fucking heroic
that was it
thats the best way to describe it
ever since i was a child i have always awaited the day when the rest of my life would begin
the day i could change the order of the planets
there way always something about the order of the planets that just pissed me off
really why did pluto have to be last?
and now they tell me it is not even part of the solar system
with indignation in my heart i say fuck you mr. scientist i live on pluto and venus and mars are my neighbors
what is it about neighbors?
one minute they give you jello
the next minute their dog takes a shit on your lawn
i really think that theres some truth to it all
life is similar one minute your a kid and they tell you one day you ..YES you..could do anything you wanted
and you know what?
i just wanted to change the planets ..and you know what they told me?
they said i was "thats not possible"
thats right they took a big shit on my lawn of freedom
i say no
i think it is possible and one day i will prove it
just like my borsht
i did it with my borsht and i asended the throne of power
beets and cabbage
you know what i said!
chicken and noodle
thats right! if i can take the world of borsht out of proportion and put chicken instead of beets and put noodles instead of cabbage then there is no doubt in my mind i can rearange the order of the planets
and that my friends
is fucking heroic